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¨Ò¥y-1: "Where's the beef,Mr. President -- where's the beef?"

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¨Ò¥y-4: "There is a secretary in my office who tries to do as little as possible. I have warned her several times. If she continues to behave that way, one day I am going to send her to the turkey farm."

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